Monday, February 3, 2014


I should sue W magazine for claiming the woman in the picture is Miley Cyrus, and if it happens to really be Miley, i should still sue and change my claim to "false advertising" because she doesn't have her tongue out, and she actually looks like a real woman. In fact, the last time she made that facial expression is when her best friend Lilly said something stupid on Hannah Montana

In an interview published Monday, Miley was quoted saying “I don’t love kids....They’re so fucking mean. Sometimes I hear kids with their parents, and I want to go over and, like, smack them myself…" 

in all honesty, my face looked exactly like a kid getting his first flu shot right before the needle pierced the skin, because how is Miley going to not love the people who continuously support her. Those kids basically give her money to twerk, and she has the nerve to repay those same kids back by sticking her tongue out at them? UGH! As if!!.. but before i can @ her on twitter, my eyes read the rest of her statement 

"Dude, if I ever talked to my mom like that when I was a kid, I would have had no phone, no computer, no TV, no anything.’ And so, yeah, kids are just mean.”  - so i rested my fingers and read some more, because she has a point there

as for the critics - “I don’t give a shit. I’m not Disney, where they have, like, an Asian girl, a black girl, and a white girl...You know, it’s like, I’m not making any kind of statement. Anyone that hates on you is always below you, because they’re just jealous of what you have.”

ummm. wasn't she on Disney? as a white girl? making a "never give up on your dreams" statement for young women and wig owners across the nation? ...I guess weed really does effect the memory.

for a more in depth look on this interview

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