Monday, April 21, 2014

RHOA REUNION AIRS AND PORSHA DRAGS KENYA (Video inside)


The infamous Drag Race went down on The Real Housewives of Atlanta season 6 Reunion. Nothing turns me on more than 2 beautiful women fighting while wearing gowns that Bravo purchased for them. It was reminiscent to Cinderella having enough of all the poking that her evil stepsister sent (via Facebook) and finally Snapped!!

The show started off with Andy introducing the 7th new cast-mate, Porsha's boobies! They said "hello" but Bravo viewers could not hear them over Kenya's megaphone.


Andy went around the couch and played duck duck goose with all of the women and put Kenya's booty on blast! He then asked the ladies "if anyone here felt [Kenya's] butt, to know that it's real?" ____________- It was at that moment, you can hear Kenya's scepter fall to the ground. If you listen closely, you can actually hear one of Phaedra's eyelashes brush against her eyelids. So to break the ice of Andy's question, Kenya responded "I felt Kandi's butt" Kandi responded with the same face I made watching this.
WHAT THE F*CK DID THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING OUR BOSS ASKED YOU?!

The next question was everything Andy truly wanted to know. Dick Dick Dick Dick and more Dick! I'm hearing "Dick" on national television guys. My imaginary daughter was watching this with me, and I am appalled Bravo didn't take the time to edit that out. I would write a letter to the studios, but I'm just going to let it slide due to the sound guy controlling the *bleeps* was probably celebrating 4-20 backstage. Kenya ended that segment by saying "I've got 99 problems, but a dick aint one......but a ring is." <--The sound guy came back and edited that part out.

Kandi's in the hot seat now. Andy asked the ladies if they think Kandi's husband, Todd, is an opportunist. Andy asked Kandi directly if the pre-nup is signed yet. Long story short, "No and No" - The tree was planted when a viewer tweets and calls NeNe and her antics "hypocritical" when it comes to her getting on the ladies about them being late, as if Ms. Leakes is never late. This is where I come in ----Let's be real about anyone being late.

1.) Cynthia has no excuse for being late, unless her pen, that she uses to sign checks for Peter's "Bar None", runs out of ink

2.) NeNe is busy not reading scripts and turning down jobs, so of course she'll be the one on time to any event

3.) Kandi is the only person that has a valid reason for being late, being that she's the ONLY housewife with a legitimate job


Velvet's spirit is the next topic for discussion. That's when Kenya was asked about her not inviting Phaedra, Porsha and NeNe to her "only friend's" funeral. Kenya responds "umm i think, at that time, we have been seeing that show back, and certain things were said, uncalled for...and cruel. And when i seen Porsha wear Velvet on the same day as her funeral, I knew I had made the right decision."


  

Moments later, the tree in the middle of the stage is getting bigger, Phaedra's side comments and NeNe's eye rolls were the fertilizer for the growth. Porsha decides to speak on this alleged african prince that Kenya loves to talk about but never shows. At this point, Kenya's scepter was pointed, grabbed and demolished in 2.5 seconds flat. NeNe confesses that she did meet the african prince when he came across the street and chanted some Vampire Diaries' traveler sh*t "Kimotoesacrosstheskreet". she was frightened and hopped into the black ferrari that Kenya claims her african prince owned.


NOW FOR THE EVENT OF THE NIGHT


Porsha admits she is "tired of grown women, sitting up, playing the dam victim." Kenya answers with a smile "certainly I will never claim to be anybody's victim, and I will never be anybody's victim."

Porsha calls her "a slut from the 90's" and Kenya shouts (via megaphone,) "you are a dumb ho, shut up!" That's when Megaphone meets scepter. and from there I made my Real Housewives of Atlanta season 6 Reunion 


CHECK OUT THE INFAMOUS PORSHA & KENYA FIGHT BELOW

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*clicking the Youtube icon does not work! But you can enlarge this video with no problem - Video courtesy of BravoTV*

and here's a picture of the tree (today) that produced all of the shade on The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion